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Welcome to CrapWiki...

The fearsome Brown Cobra, mascot of CrapWiki.
The fearsome Brown Cobra, mascot of CrapWiki.

"It's just like Uncyclopedia, only much worse."
~Oscar Wilde, on CrapWiki


"This is shit. You need to read what you've written while sober. It's not funny.Get yourself a paper round..."
~Anonymous misanthrope IP:82.18.178.137 of Hertfordshire, on Crapwiki

Welcome to the home page of CrapWiki, long overdue spin-off from bantam-weight internet contender The Ministry of Certain things[1] and all-round antidote to meaningful Web2.0. Although you're probably deeply worried at having stumbled over this site, we'd like to think that with time you'll come to accept us, perhaps like an unloved but tolerated child who's abnormally ginger or who just smells a little stranger than you'd like no matter how much bleach you use. Though I should probably point out that this is so new and experimental that there's hardly any real content here yet.

It's a veritable microcosm of life, really.

But that's where you come in. Feel free to add other stuff now you're here. Anything you like. Really. I don't even mind if you just make it all up as you go along - in fact, I'd probably prefer it that way. Read the About section to get some idea of what it's all about, but after that it's entirely up to you. It'd be nice if you could try and make it funny, though...

History

Earth, earlier today, not caring very much that CrapWiki is online.
Earth, earlier today, not caring very much that CrapWiki is online.

Well, there is no history for this site, is there? Weren't you listening? This has only just gone up on the web so nothing's happened yet. I can't just magically create history out of thin air can I? Well, I could I suppose, but that would be lying and I'm better than that. Look, OK, just to keep you happy...

"On the 19th October 2007, a bit before lunchtime, The Wiki of Certain Things took it's first faltering steps onto the Information Super-Highway and narrowly avoided being hit by a bus. Cowed and frightened, it limped to the side of the road and looked on in horror at the chaos below. "If only I could bring some order to it all! If only people could come here and describe things in a helpful page-by-page fashion with titles, subtitles and whatnot!" it thought to itself. And so TWoCT was born - and lo, at this moment the entire of the Internets did look as one into the sky to watch a new rising star, and collectively didn't care very much. The day after, I got bored and changed the name to CrapWiki. This didn't do anything to make anyone care any more about it, though."
~Edna Grubb, on The History of TWoCTCrapWiki

...so there you go. The complete history of the site to date. I hope you're satisfied.

  1. ↑ Clearly the best website in the world, ever, bar none
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